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Green Ham and Eggs

That Sam 'n' Ella, that Sam 'n' Ella

I do not like that Sam 'n' Ella

Would you like green ham and eggs?

Eat them! Please don't make us beg!

I would not like eggs and green ham.

Please don't bug me. Beat it! Scram!

Would you eat it honey-glazed?

Spiral cut, right off the bone?

I would not eat green fuzzy ham;

Please Ella, Sam, leave me alone.

Are you afraid of trichinosis?

Botulism, shigelosis?

Sam, it's really time you knew,

Ham is trayf, and I'm a Jew!

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