Green Ham and Eggs
That Sam 'n' Ella, that Sam 'n' Ella
I do not like that Sam 'n' Ella
Would you like green ham and eggs?
Eat them! Please don't make us beg!
I would not like eggs and green ham.
Please don't bug me. Beat it! Scram!
Would you eat it honey-glazed?
Spiral cut, right off the bone?
I would not eat green fuzzy ham;
Please Ella, Sam, leave me alone.
Are you afraid of trichinosis?
Sam, it's really time you knew,
Ham is trayf, and I'm a Jew!