You're The Top
(Apologies to Mr. Porter)
You're the top, just like Miley Cyrus! You're the top, you're Ebola virus. You're a Bulger brother successfully losing the cops, You're a MENSA member, a warm December, You are Iggy Pop!
You're a Tweet, that has been retweeted, You're the Sox, 'cept you're undefeated. I'm an aging schlub in a pair of old flip flops. But if, baby, I'm a bottom, you're the top!